Apple Jokes

Apple Approval
Nov 19, 2018
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Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?

A: Keeps everyone away

Q:How do you make an apple turnover?

A: You push it down a hill

These were so bad they made me laugh. If you have a good apple joke feel free to send it to me. Winner will have their joke on the website (with credit of course).

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